Crazy Love

What is Crazy Love??


NO doubt we all know about and have (at least one time or another) entered into that whirlwind ‘crazy love’ with someone whom we just meet. Whether on line or randomly in a bar, or at the office, grocery store, gas station, in flight, sporting event, wedding, funeral, or even at the hospital visiting a sick or elderly relative—–CRAZY LOVE—-can and does occur just about any place and at any time, socially appropriate or ‘not’. I’ll have to admit, it’s Crazy Fun to experience ‘Crazy Love’—-as all of you who will admit to such frivolity will attest to same.

How do we know when we’ve entered into Crazy Love? More oftentimes than not, there are specific symptoms associated with this cray cray sort of utopia that has us feeling as though we can jump from tall buildings with a single bound, climb the highest mountain and sail the roughest seas. Not to rain on your lovely parade of emotional bliss, please bear with me a moment, and together let’s get real in this cray cray elation… as you and I both know that all that you’re experiencing in this very moment, is more likely than not going to eventually crash and burn due to the heightened sense of nirvana —-hitting the top way before it’s time—- and we must prepare for this crash landing back to reality.

Below are 10 TRUE SIGNS you’ve entered into the total spin-crazy-new love zone!!

CRAZY new LOVE… it’s yummy good, sensually delicious and a bit on the wild side of the social norm. But… do not worry, I’m available everyday—-call me anytime. I promise you that you will recover… or head off to Vegas or perhaps I’ll see you two over here for barefoot in the sand steamy nuptials?? Ooh la la…

1. YOU are over the top smitten, thinking about Him/Her every single waking minute. Thoughts like, is she/he thinking about me? Is SHE or HE ‘the one’?? From the moment s/he begins communication with you, you think about him/her all day long—- barely able to focus on anything else. Suddenly, friends, family, school and even work, kids etc., are ummmm, on simmer while you’re sizzling! It’s a constant desire to interact at some level with this Prince or Princess and to know that HE/SHE feels same about you.

2. You want to text, talk and stay connected (at the hip) focused on your phone and ‘only them’ all day and all night long! And oftentimes, you do text, talk, remain connected ALL day and ALL Nite.

3. You search for love songs and poems, and so want to share and send and suggest—your every waking thought. Your heart races at even just looking at his/her name, and picture. Text messages are read repeatedly, your stomach gets upset due to your emotional overdrive—-thinking about how much you just want to talk, text, touch, kiss and smell him/her, and just feel them close to you. You just need to know what they are thinking and if and what they are thinking about you. You are so crazy happy that you just want to SCREAM glittery stars of magic love dust into the air and fly to the Moon, Mars or Venus, immediately.

4. ALL that made you sad, unhappy, scared, upset or angry ‘yesterday’—–suddenly does not matter today. In fact, the only thing that mattered yesterday is that you made it here to experience this amazing new day filled with images of your NEW LOVE that feels better than any wine, food, drug or sex you’ve ever had, or any other experience you’ve ever had—it’s just making you feel CRAZY!! You are riddled with delectably intoxicating, indulgent and utterly crazy emotionally exhausting feelings that race and rage, and range from 0-60-0 and it feels so good and scary HOTT and NOT and totally Cray Cray … CRAZY, all at the same time.

5. YOUR heart stops and CAN barely BREATHE when your phone alerts you of text or calls, or their name is mentioned. You find yourself feeling confident one moment and lacking all confidence the next. Every ten minutes you feel a mood swing directly related to your new romantic attraction and this Crazy Love cycle continues until suddenly… someone fails to continue this Crazy Love manic marathon emotive pattern of communicative connectivity.

6. You want to give your new love expensive gifts that are totally inappropriate for ‘new love’.

7. In your mind you create magic. The future becomes a vivid manifestation of bliss. You think about how being with them will be once you’re married.

8. Throwing all caution to the wind, everything now is … ‘We’ are going to do this, that and the other… you even tell your best friend, sister or even a few close colleagues <—(bad idea!! lol) that you’re going to get married.

9. You scribble your first name with his last name all over everything with hearts around it and you decide it’s time to get a new email with your name and his last name (today) just to make sure that when you do marry, it’s still available. (It’s ok, don’t cringe with embarrassment , many have done this (I promise you) and no one is judging you. OK!! lol)

10. Suddenly you find yourself shopping for expensive, bordering extravagant cute sexy clothes, housewares and especially boudoir furnishing and attire—-way beyond your means—-and you are so OK with your new found financial (life long savings or plastic) freedom and desire for luxury creature comforts—- because of course, you’ll soon be married and you won’t need your savings account because you’ll have his or hers!! <3

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If you are experiencing one or more of the above signs of CRAZY LOVE, don’t panic. Should your balloon suddenly become deflated, I promise you that you will recover, that is an absolute. The best part about this is that you had the guts to let go and experience this wonderful event, and if you’re a hopeful romantic, (like me) then this won’t be the last time of such juicy craziness. New Crazy Love will most definitely, at least for you, become a recurring delightful addictive disease. <3

I’m just a phone call away, and available everyday.

Dr. Daija 800.275.5336 Ext. 32452

I look forward to talking with you!! <3